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3. A Drunk Text

If Cade was perfectly honest with himself…..well, his life would have taken a much different turn about a decade ago.  Now, the INEBRIATED star managed to convince himself that he was sober enough to charm the pants off of Alex Benedetto.  The only obstacle was…the fact that she wasn’t in the same club with him for Alex texted him earlier about a recording session she impromptu scheduled after having a eureka moment for a hit song or some bullshit like that.  Such a discovery was of no importance as Skywalker pulled out his smartphone and began to text as an IDIOT would.

[text: Alex] Heyy….can you pick me up, I wanna have sex tonight and I want it to be with you..

[text: Alex] Alex….this cat just drank my piss…isn’t that good for one’s health..