Send me a ╳
And I will randomly generate a number 1-45, to see what sentence my muse will say to yours. Mix of fluff, fairly mild angst, crack, funny, misc.
- “Please, do not leave.”
- “What are you doing?”
- “There is a spider. Get it. Get. It.”
- “Help me!”
- “If you shut up, I might be able to think of something.”
- “That is not helpful.”
- “I missed you.”
- “That is not funny.”
- “How do I look?”
- “Where are you going?”
- “Is there something in my hair?”
- “How long have you been there?”
- “Say that again.”
- “I am never doing that again.”
- “How would you like to be turned into a toad?”
- “It is staring at me.”
- “Why are you staring at me?”
- “You had best start running. Now.”
- “Cuddle me.”
- “You are soft.”
- “Your hair is soft.”
- “Would you like to cuddle?”
- “I love you most.”
- “Was I napping?”
- “Would you like to take a nap?”
- “Do you want to stay the night?”
- “I am hungry.”
- “Are you hungry?”
- “I cannot remember when I last ate.”
- “What did you feed me?”
- “Do you love me?”
- “That is ridiculous.”
- “You are ridiculous.”
- “You are beautiful.”
- “How do you use this?”
- “Do you have a death wish?”
- “Do not underestimate me.”
- “That is the last mistake you will ever make.”
- “Tell me a story.”
- “Hold me.”
- “When did you bathe last?”
- “There is a frog on the table.”
- “Keep that thing away from me.”
- “I can no longer handle your beauty.”
- “You were always beautiful to me.”