GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
Rules
I’ll try my best to keep the rules short and to the point.
This is an Independent RP blog for Cade Skywalker from Star Wars Legacy.
Interactions
This blog is mutuals only meaning I will only interact with blogs I follow. That is how I prefer things for this particular blog.
I’m totally cool with turning memes/asks into threads, just make sure to create a new post instead of reblogging the answered ask. It just looks better that way.
My IM’s are always open to plot for mutuals.
I do work a full-time job and this is not my only RP blog so please be patient with me regarding replies.
No God-Modding, Meta-gaming or Force-Shipping.
Shipping
As long as there’s chemistry, I’m cool with shipping. Just keep in mind that I portray Cade Skywalker as heterosexual and that Cade isn’t exactly the type of person that jumps into relationships. Not because of the Jedi Code, he’s just not one to give his heart out to someone.
NSFW Material
Even though the mun is of age (25), there will be no smut on this blog, I just don’t feel comfortable writing it. Any situation that might lead to smut will use 'fade-to-black’.
Other
Tracking: outlawjedi
All Icons are mine unless otherwise stated.
Todd Lasance Icons are made by: RPIconGallery and Lina-Lynn
Theme Art was made by Katryn Layno
Finally, these rules might make me seem uptight, but I’m a pretty chill mun and won’t bite!
About
Biography
Cade Skywalker is the son of Kol Skywalker and Morrigan Code and is also a direct descendant of Anakin Skywalker.
As a baby, Cade was abandoned by his mother and was raised as a Jedi by his father on Ossus. During his Jedi training, Cade became the apprentice of a Zabrak Jedi Master named Wolf Sazen. Cade’s serene existence came to an end during a skirmish between the Jedi Order and the One Sith. The battle was brutal, Master Sazen was critically wounded and his father Kol Skywalker was killed. Cade healed his master by unknowingly channeling the Dark side, and swore revenge against the One Sith. While trying to escape, Cade’s spaceship was blown apart and was assumed dead by Master Sazen and the rest of the Jedi Order. Unbeknownst to them, Cade Skywalker did indeed survive the explosion, but was a changed man.
Cut off from the order, Cade ultimately became a pirate and a bounty hunter, using his Jedi powers for the benefit of himself and his new friends, human, Jariah Syn and Zeltron Delilah Blue.
Personality
Cade Skywalker is known for his independent spirit as well as an utter lack of respect for others. However, he also is abhors the idea of having someone sacrifice themselves for him and would rather fall on his sword than watch a friend die. Cade is also unwilling anyone he cares about go.
As a force-user, he walks a fine-line between the light-side and the dark-side, frequently drawing on the powers of both philosophies.
Powers
Since Cade is a member of the Skywalker family, his connection to the force is very powerful. He is proficient in telekensis, force-push, force-bubble, mind-manipulation and force-sense.
Furthermore, Cade has been known to draw from the dark-side on occasions, using brutal techniques such as force-lightning and force choke. Another interesting power he has is the ability to heal others by drawing from the dark-side as well as bringing out previous wounds.
Timeline
Born around 130 ABY
Additional info can be found here
Verses
>A Man without Purpose (Main Verse) - Cade Skywalker is the captain of the Mynock operating with a crew of just him, Jariah Syn and Deliah Blue. At this point in his life, Cade is neither a Jedi or a Sith and is motivated by two things. His desire for material wealth and revenge against the One Sith. The verse is set at the beginning of Star Wars: Legends.
The Vision Spoke to Him (A New Hope -Force Awakens Verse)- During a brutal battle with the One Sith, Cade Skywalker was hit by a bolt of lightning from a energy pylon that turned out to have been made by the Rakata. The strike didn’t kill Cade, instead threw him nearly a hundred or so years in the past. The jaded Jedi now spends his time trying to get home while simultaneously not trying to change the past.
The Ultimate Sacrifice (Prequel / Clone Wars Verse) - After years of fighting on the One Sith, Cade Skywalker and company came to the conclusion that the only way the universe could be saved from the tyranny of the Sith would be to travel back in time using newly-discovered Rakata technology to prevent his legendary ancestor Anakin Skywalker from turning to the dark-side. Despite the potential consequence of Cade ceasing to exist, the Jedi pressed forward.
A Cruel Twist of Fate (The Old Republic era) - At some point in his quest to kill Darth Krayt, Cade Skywalker came across Celeste Morne, a human Jedi Master who lived during the Old Republic era who lived thousands of years due to statis technology. The pair fought and the end result was Celeste allowing Cade to stick a lightsaber through her chest in order to rid herself of the influence of Sith Lord Karness Murr. However, the power of the Dark Side that resided in Morne wouldn’t go away quietly and instead manifested itself into a ball of lighting which hit Cade and brought him back to a time where the Republic was at its prime, nearly 4000 years before the battle of Yavin. The Dark Side saw it as punishment for Cade going up against the Sith Lord Karness Muur.
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll (Modern) - Cade Skywalker is the lead singer of a band called The Mynock. Instead of being a descendant of Anakin Skywalker, he is a cousin of the Chosen one. Completely shunning the responsibilities the famous last name carries, Cade prefers a life of hedonistic excess.